Here’s a great word to add to your vocabulary, if you already haven’t done so: Askhole
An askhole is someone who asks for advice, listens to it, does the complete opposite, and then complains when things go wrong. They just seem to be coming out of the woodwork these days.
In some cases, the advice wasn’t explicitly asked for… but you’re told – don’t travel, essential travel only, don’t go to the U.K, and so on. There were many non-essential travelers stuck on the Coquihalla last night, who this morning are whining about their misfortune. There are Canadians who flew to London last week who are now whining they can’t come home.
The King of the Askholes is the man who’ll be president of the U.S. for another 28 days. He’s the biggest askhole of all, because he actually keeps asking for advice, and then shuts down the people giving him responses he doesn’t want to hear. Then he asks other people, hoping for a different result. The Latin term for his species is Askholo Perpetuo.
As a result of Trump’s askholish behaviour in recent weeks, his inner circle has shrunk to a tiny number of soon-to-be footnotes, but a lot can happen in four weeks when you’re arguably the most powerful man on the planet.
This all came to a bit of a head over the weekend where an Oval Office meeting resulted in some staffers running to the phones to contact the press. After a lot of screaming by the president, it got scary when he starting asking for advice on how exactly to go about establishing martial law in a few specific states. That sent the sane people fleeing for the hills.
Intelligent people don’t listen to, nor feed, the askholes. But even better, don’t be an askhole. And if you’re an askhole, don’t whine. If you’re mature enough to ask for advice, and to listen to replies, you’re certainly mature enough to understand that if things don’t go your way, it’s your responsibility. Unless you’re the president; then it’s apparently everyone else’s fault.
Tomorrow is the last day before the Christmas trifecta of Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and Boxing Day. And this trifecta is locked in, because the horses have already left the gate; I’m pretty sure everyone already has set in stone their plans for those three days. It’ll be sad to see the numbers rise, because they’re relatively stable these days; flat or better across the country.
That’ll change… and I’m not here to tell you what to do or what not to do. But I would ask that you don’t act all shocked and surprised as a result… stuck on the highway in a snowstorm? Stuck in the U.K? Stuck with a positive test… you and your family? Unfortunate. But don’t whine. Don’t say you couldn’t possibly have seen it coming. Don’t be an askhole.
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I’m all for kicking askholes.
2020 wasn’t a total disaster i now have a new word to use!!!????
Wonderful post Horatio.
Keep it up.
This is a great post Horatio.
This is a great new word. I can think of several people who fit the description very well. Like the folks who insist that reporters ask the same damn questions about “but can I just……” loopholes well after week after week at the briefings by Dr. Henry and Minister Dix. (I don’t know how they keep their cool). Like Premier Kenney of Alberta, who gets sound advice from his scientists, refuses to implement it, and when it all goes haywire, complains of “Alberta bashing”. Like Boris Johnson, who vacillates daily, because he desperately wants to be liked. Even if his country is now in complete chaos. Like certain faith “leaders” who seem to have forgotten the Golden Rule.
I’d wear a “Dont be an Askhole” t-shirt.
Great new word. I think this new word will be used a lot now. And passed on.
Luciano Bruschetta
Brilliant!!!
Love love love this post!!!!!????????????????
Cozy Christmas dinner for two. No whining. Just thankful for not getting sick and dying — and consuming some phenomenally good food and drink.
100% on all points.
One should keep an open eye on the Askhole in the White house. This just happened yesterday while everyone talks about the vaccine, I hope we’re not heading for some fireworks before his term ends. https://www.navy.mil/Press-Office/News-Stories/Article/2453181/uss-georgia-transits-strait-of-hormuz/
perfect.
Outstanding
If only the Askholes would read and heed your posts, but I guess that’s why they’re Askoles.????