The Last Post.
That’s the piece of music you’ll hear on Remembrance Day, November 11th at 11am, commemorating the end of The Great War.
At my school, there was a Remembrance Day service every year, and the lead trumpet player of the school had the honour of getting up in front of everyone and playing it. In my grade 12 year, that was me… but instead of standing in front of everyone, I did it from the gym next door… where the acoustics allowed me to harmonize with my own notes. As it’s typically played on a bugle (on a trumpet, you simply play it without pressing any valves… it’s all lips and air pressure), there are only three notes to work with… C E and G (in three different octaves)… and, as any musician will tell you, any combination of those notes (including all three) go together very well. Accordingly, my rendition of notes blending and harmonizing with each other was really-well received. A very successful gig – notwithstanding the somber occasion — and the largest crowd I’d ever played to. A few months later, at Expo 86, my Dixieland band played in front of 3,000 people at the Kodak Bowl. My largest and — with the exception of my sister’s wedding — last public appearance as a musician because, the truth is, I’m not a big fan of being on stage.
Which brings us to this particular Last Post.
People have asked me how many people actually read these posts. The answer varies… from a minimum of a few hundred for the lame ones… to thousands for the good ones, and, on a couple of occasions, the number well-exceeded 10,000. The first one of those big ones got close to 500 shares in the first 24 hours, a piece comparing B.C.’s response to that of Louisiana. That was back in April of 2020, when the glaring differences in responses between countries, states and provinces were becoming very apparent, and I didn’t have a lot of great things to say about what they were doing down there.
It was really the first time I realized I was reaching an awful lot more people than I imagined… a few scattered people from some very far-away places, sure… but also large pockets of people in places like Texas, Arizona and Kentucky who… to put it delicately… didn’t really see eye-to-eye with my opinions with respect to American politics and, anyway, what the hell is some Canadian yahoo doing commenting on things he knows nothing about; go build an igloo or race your huskies or whatever, EH.
Still, I prefer this version of being on stage; when you blow a wrong note, there’s always the backspace key; not so in front of a live audience.
I used that key a lot… because, when I started this back on March 17th, 2020, like everyone else, I knew very little about pandemics. And today, we all know much more than we’d ever imagined… knowledge I hope for everyone reading this simply fades away in the future because you won’t need it. One hundred years between these sorts of pandemics seems about right; we all just got a lifetime’s worth of experience and I don’t think any of us have any strong desire to ever re-visit it. Here’s how to properly wash your hands. Here’s how to properly wear a mask. Here’s a safe distance from which you… yeah, yeah… we get it.
So… I picked a good day for this Last Post. Today:
– The Provincial State of Emergency officially ends at midnight
– B.C.’s one-jab percentage went over 70% for the entire population, not just those presently eligible. That’s a magic number in many people’s eyes when it comes to herd immunity
– I’m officially two weeks past my 2nd vaccination (AZ / Moderna)
By those… and a few other different measures… around here, it’s over. And for me, four hundred and seventy-seven straight days of writing about this pandemic – is also over. But, of course, what ostensibly (that’s my niece’s favourite word!) was meant to be a simple little blog about the pandemic and current numbers… morphed into much more.
For me, it was a discipline, a brain dump, a sanity check and a way to make sure I was current with whatever might be important… and a self-imposed 5pm deadline to update the numbers and write something to go along with it. I woke up every morning with my brain rumbling around some ideas… what’s current, what’s important, what’s engaging… and how might some previous experience of mine help explain it. I never knew what I was going to write about, but I never worried about it either. I never approached 5pm panicking, and out of 477 posts, I think only three weren’t within 10 minutes of 5pm… one was a vet emergency, one was getting stuck behind an accident that turned a 15-minute drive into more than an hour, and one was believing my computer when it told me that this little OSX update would only take a few minutes.
And for you?
If putting some complex ideas in a form that made it easier for you to understand… good… I was happy to do it. I’ve certainly found that, for myself, talking through complicated topics in simpler terms helps me understand them as well.
If displaying colourful numbers and pictures provided you with a centralized place to view the info that, at a glance, you most needed… great. What you saw is what I considered the best way to convey what was most important in the clearest manner possible… an exercise that changed a lot over 16 months. I started with simple charts and graphs for a few different countries… then added Time To Double (TTD) lines to everything when it looked like they might be spiraling out of control… and ultimately got rid of them when things settled down. Then I got rid of the other countries when we needed to worry more about ourselves… and then added other provinces so we could have a holistic view of all of Canada… and, finally, of course… the vaccinations. I loved adding those columns, formulas and graphs… and then watching them – initially with a lot of frustration at how slowly those percentages were going up… but ultimately with joy as those numbers accelerated upwards. I’ve added a fourth row of graphs today; what the pandemic looked like for the U.S., Canada and the provinces… from day 1. It’s incredible to look at the tiny little bump at the far left – the beginning – of the B.C. graph. That tiny little bump is when we were all really, really worried.
And… indeed … if I had any part in holding your hand through this pandemic, and if my posts gave you some comfort and some optimism… I’m really happy to hear it. I’ll be honest; I was scared too. I also looked everywhere for the reassurances we all sought. I had to be the one to talk to my kids and have answers to their questions. When they asked, the first question was always, “How were the numbers?”
Sometimes, those numbers weren’t so good… and that’s where you need to look ahead, to think big-picture, to skate to where the puck is going to be… whatever metaphor you choose; I always felt we’d come out of this ok… but conveying that message wasn’t always so easy… yet I, myself, was comforted by everything I’d learned, and I sincerely hoped I could pass along those feelings. How many times and in how many ways did I say the same thing: There’s a finish line, and we’re all going to get there.
And here we are. If you’re reading this, it’s because I made it… and so did you.
It’s somewhat ironic that The Great War ended largely as a result of the pandemic that began in 1918. The War ended, the pandemic began… because while different countries were all trying to figure out effective ways of killing each other, along came an invisible enemy with an answer for everyone. It’s also somewhat ironic that this particular Last Post is the other way around… that the pandemic might be over in this neck of the woods, but the war rages on in others. A World War of a different sort.
So yeah… around here, no more Provincial State of Emergency… and no more daily posts. But, exactly like Covid-19, I’m not going away entirely… and I’ll pop-up unexpectedly from time to time. I’ve found that this habit of needing to voice my opinion is a tough one to break… so don’t unfollow me quite yet; if you think I’ll have something to say in the future, you’re absolutely right. Just not every day. And especially not in the next week or two, because life is returning to normal… and I am diving head-first into it.
And so… with that – it is I, your humble, faithful and consistent pandemic blogger signing off… and wishing you all the happiest and healthiest and Covid-freest-imaginable — rest of your lives.
Cheers.
Thank you for what has been a daily ritual Horatio. It truly is appreciated!
the best briefings i’ve had! ty Horatio!
Great work, mang!
I’d love to have all of these, with the graphics, in a nice hardback book I can put on my shelf and remember with.
Something to show my grandkids one day, when explaining the pandemic to them.
Thank you Horatio for every single one of your posts… They’ve been a treasure to read and to share. Looking forward to where and when they might go next. Unfollow? Never!
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Thanks for your solid dedication and entertaining writing I always enjoyed reading these posts and it was one of my only ways of staying informed!!
Although I never commented I read all your posts in the evenings during studio hours. So count me in the number of those who regularly followed your writing. I enjoyed all of them. Thank you. 😊
Thank you for every one of your informative posts Horatio. I looked forward to it every day. I will miss the column and stories. I will see you at the track.
Cheers to you Horatio Kemeny! 🍻 We are most grateful for these many excellent and insightful posts! We applaud and salute you! 👏👍 Onward and upward! Thank you! Hope to meet you at the races one fine day! 🏇
You held my hand through this pandemic more than you know. It made me understand what was going on. I will definitely miss your daily blogs everyday. I don’t think I missed one? Thank you for keeping us all updated and for some reason I feel I got to know you more. Thank you for your dedication. Love ya lots and hope to see you soon.
You rock! I looked forward to these every day…
Thank you, again, for your engaging commitment to this daily ritual. Very much appreciated! 🤗
Thank you so much, Horatio. Your posts have been my primary source of information throughout the pandemic. Your efforts have been much appreciated!
Thank you for your Pandemic posts, Horatio. Entertaining and informative every single day. If you decide to print & publish them, I’d be interested in buying the book also 😎.
Horatio I will really miss your articles and stories. All I can say thank you for the journey that you took me along when you told us many of your life’s stories.
As I visualize in my brain the scenarios of your stories.
One of the most enriching stories and learning.
God bless you , ✌🏽 peace out
I found your posts grounded me throughout the days of worry and social isolation. Enjoy the summer. I look forward to hearing from you whenever doing so works for you. Thanks, Horatio.
Thanks for your heroic and thoughtful efforts, Horatio Kemeny!
Thanks Horatio!
Thank you for a year plus of awesome posts
Thank you again for spending time everyday to educate and enlighten us. Enjoy your summer! We are very fortunate here in BC but this is far from over in Canada, US and worldwide. I’m sure we will hear from you again! A couple of days of rain and hopefully you’ll be back! You know what they say — do something 30 times and it’s a habit. You’ll miss us! : )
Graçías amigo!
Thanks for all your information!
Thank you for an incredibly informative and well thought out year of posts . You are amazing. 😃😃
Horatio, I so appreciated your thoughtful posts. When it felt like we were riding a train headlong into a disaster, your posts helped to ground us. Thank you and best of luck with your future endeavors!
Take a bow, Horatio!